Ooh! I didn’t think about outrunning the rotation! Seems like there’d be a curve to your speed there as each bit of acceleration would make you lighter, making it easier to run… Like the rig they used in the marvel movies to make Captain America outrun everyone.

Have you heard of Lake Lanier in Georgia?

I’ve almost ordered that same Daphne shirt a couple of times.

I have a shirt with a vial of Narcan on it that says “Get Woke”.

Now I’m thinking about how much force you would need to be able to jump high enough to hit escape velocity on your side, do half a flip, and land on the other…

I’m running a 1660 Super, TYVM!

Can we teach this flavor text in schools… To everyone?

You forgot about the locking doors so children had to be taught not to play inside of them if you saw one outside because you would suffocate and die.

I remember watching an episode of Punky Brewster on TV about that.

Been going on for a while. Remember “Alternative Facts”?

Chocolate

Disqualified.

Trump isn’t logical.

If someone were to break out a stegosaurus right now, it wouldn’t disprove evolution, it would disprove the extinction.

To disprove evolution you would need to interrogate a horseshoe crab to find out what they looked like before.

_______________ is a delivery system for Ranch.

This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen on the Internet.

These chemical weapons are so bad for the environment, they’re even turning the missiles gay!

Shots fired!

Is it a CRT? There are gamers who will travel & pay you for a good sized one…

You were advertising in the wrong channels.

You’re forgetting the large amount of Americans who also hate America

You know how some people have a sympathetic gag reflex if someone is throwing up? That’s me with crying at funerals. Once someone else gets going it’s hard for me to keep it together.

To cope, I crack jokes in my head because it’s easier to fight back laughter than tears, so I concentrate on that.

Basically, try to find something else to focus on instead of all the emotions, but if the emotions come out, that’s all right - it’s a funeral, emotional outbursts are normal.

The grail is too obvious of a phylactery. I’ve always thought that it would be one of the crucifixion nails. It would have been on hand (heh) while performing the lich ritual, there’s decoys to make it harder to find and destroy if someone did figure it out, and it’s a common enough item to not seem too out of place wherever it ends up.

Print orientation plays a big part in part durability. While an FDM print will never be as strong as an injection molded piece, I bet you could get it to 85% of the strength or so without any post processing.