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[x-post] Please don't I have a Rule

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Dreamt of a Youtube channel named "Popuko and Pipimi Watch", which had 1.1million subscribers.

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It was basically Popuko and Pipimi from Pop Team Epic sitting at blue chairs on a white space reacting to various videos, series and movies. Most of them ended with Popuko breaking her chair and yelling at the video, and these parts were the most repeated by the viewers.

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Dreamt I was trying to word a showerthought about heroin addiction but failed to make it work: "It's a good thing you can't pay for heroin by eating pussy or society would collapse in a week"

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I think the gist of it is that, according to stereotype/legend, you end up sucking dick for money to pay for heroin. If you could make as much money eating pussy, men would take up heroin for that reason and society would implode.

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very nationalistic countryball comic

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proton link cause i can’t upload 3 images

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Dreamt that a new law came into effect making it necessary to mop up your dog's piss in addition to lifting its turds, and that sanitary towels were being used for that purpose

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Stock photo of a woman kneeling next to a tree, looking at the camera smiling, while using a sanitary towel to soak piss off the tree trunk left by her dog, with the caption: "STOP! Have you soaked up your dog's piss today? If not, you could face a huge fine! Sanitary towels make for great piss-soaker-uppers!"
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This beamed into my brain in the middle of my dream

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It’s the only part I remember.

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Cinnamon Toast Crunch bacon

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a package of Black Label bacon with the Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal's logo and text saying "cinnadust seasoning blend rub"

just kidding, this isn’t from a dream, it’s real

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i had this weird meme pop into my head as i was falling asleep (i don’t actually hate these countries, it’s just a weird dream)

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Saw something like this is a dream recently

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hand reaching to touch a brown rabbit on a pink and white grid background with hearts. there's text reading "me when i touch the rabbit and my hand turns purple"
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In real life, I ate a cookie for the first time in a few weeks, and on that night I had a dream that included seeing a can of food that said something like this

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If men had the same diet as women, men would be just as empathetic as women. Eating cookies causes desensitization.
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In my dream, this was a very relaxing learning experience

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Dreamt I was photographed by a tabloid when out walking my dog, and because I was both fat and wearing a hoody, they called me UnaBoinger 😭

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Hyperbole convention

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While trying to fall asleep, i noticed how similar the words and concepts "constitution" and "kernel" seemed, and something like this appeared in my imagination.

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I got the idea for multiple presidents while recreating the image.

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Recreation of what I saw when I was running through a warzone in someone's basement

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I was not involved in the battle at all, I was trying to do some trick with a yoyo because apparently it was an Undertale reference.

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Saw these lizards before I woke up

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Like a Virgin vs Chad meme?

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Had a dream once that Paul McCartney released this and immediately died the next day

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i saw and crossposted this reddit post in a dream ages ago

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I saw this tvtropes page in a dream once

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this person had a dream where they went on the hero's journey because they hated dream (the youtuber)

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Since we're reposting old planks, here's an old one of mine:

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Some guy once dreamt that Corporate Twitter accounts suddenly started tweeting 4 Panel images like this

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Some guy once had a Dream where Twitter added the type of Milk someone drinks beside thier name in a new update. Poor Skimpat

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eat their balls [crosspost from reddit]

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