WSS WHOVILLE

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WSS WHOVILLE
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Grinch 2 will be many decades later after Cindy Lou Who has grown up, been drafted, served three tours abroad, and comes home not knowing what Christmas is all about.

Honestly you could just cast the same actor now and she’d fit perfectly for that roll.

Holy shit, Corporal C L Who has seen some SHIT.


She is shredded. Props!

Got a properly great singing voice, too.

That is just enough motivation for me to look up the band. They are “The Pretty Reckless” and have a wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pretty_Reckless






Whocluear Weapons.


I’m going to go further and say the reason the Grinch is so unique and moody is because he is the last living member of his species who were wiped out by the Who’s.

Who is the true villain in this story?

Who is the true villain in this story?

Is that a question or the answer?

Thats what the interrobang was born for



The Grinches had it coming. They were GREEN, for WhoGod’s sake!



The C in CVN stands for carrier so…whovarrier vehicle, nuclear?

It stands for cruiser, technically.



This implies a Who Pearl Harbor.

Dude, it’s right there:

Pearl Whobor



Bomb the living bejeebers out of those Sneetches.

Star-bellied too? Or just the… lesser ones?



Having a military or navy doesn’t automatically mean it’s genociding maybe it’s a peace keeping ship or something?

Maybe, but I’m thinking that where ever the Grinch was serving certainly didn’t have a Christmas Truce and may constitute a painful backstory as to why he is The Grinch.

Maybe there was a Whoville analogue to the Tet Offensive.


Its what turned him vile. He joined the navy thinking he would actually be defending his country and instead got sent to sink some unarmed boats.


Or maybe they did and all he got from back home was seven used pairs of socks so he decided not to participate in the holiday anymore after that.





Born on the fourth of Who-uly


How’s it an SS and then also nuclear?

What do you mean? USS just means it’s entered and remains in the Navy with a commission.



What do Who weapons look like?


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