Elephant:

I was gonna say “this is boomer as hell” until I saw the bottom half of the picture. With that added context, I’ll say: this is gen X as hell
The Oregon trail generation, baby!
Can confirm, we’re all hung like that. Even the women.
Skinny boys have big “personalities”.
Good lord. That dude’s packing a fire hose.
It’s edited. Here’s the original: https://x.com/ViggianoMila/status/1757620527852564575
She was only with him for his woollen underpants knitting pattern.
I almost thought this was actually one of those incelley posts. xD
Nah, just a good old shitpost.
shlickpost
I dont get it
Biggus Dickus
He has a wife you know…
I’m sure she has a normal name at least.
Sandra, Sandra Dickus
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But why does dick size matter for sex if you’re just gonna use a strapon for pegging anyway?
Easier to see wether he is aroused? Or a handle to hold on to.
Can you control men by using it like a joystick???
No biceps or pecs. Just a massive dong.
there is another
I must admit, I’d really like to get to know the guy
Is that Tim Allen?
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ai alert
Nah stolen from a medical site about salivation
Then they used ai. The telltale signs: different arrowheads, arrows without text, arrows pointing back, the cheek cut-off wanders into the tongue.
Haven’t checked the words’ spelling, but that would be a telltale sign, too. Edit: yep, sblingualYeah cool bro, tell them
The smell is manure
and the dripping is manure
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