As horrid as this timeline is, holy shit what a cast of comedic characters we’ve been supplied with.

At some point my struggle with the bible culminated in me making my own conclusion away from anyone else: I am done with this god.

The following years I reclaimed my life.

Oh man, how delightfully tone deaf.

You could get any actor out there to put on a genuine performance. Be equally as charismatic,… there has to be some guy out there who fits the character and who is hungry to act.

But I guess Hollywood is over. All we have now is remakes of stories that have been told a million times before. And AI slop isn’t gonna help the situation one bit.

It also doesn’t help that the planet is going to shot at the hands of billionaires. Makes the immersion kinda hard.

Ok, play nightbird.

Guillaume Geefs knew what’s up:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_génie_du_mal

This is the comment.

Salute! 🫡

Please sign my T-shirt!!!

That’s not bad, however a small correction: “Bonjour, je m’appelle Godric, common çava?”.

Your version might however help for the phonetics. I’m not a native speaker but did learn in school (eu=> mandatory secondary language) it’s a steep curve but once you get the hang of it it becomes fun. Main problem in practical use is that most French people talk very, very fast. And asking politely to slow down doesn’t work.

“Talk slower? Sure, no problem.” continues to race at 200mph

Dr space twink looking at the ceiling.

In life, we all dress up to escape ourselves :(

Oh man, I needed that. A good belly shaking laugh.

Recently I also came across this argument: Trump in general thrives of beef. He will bring up some disagreement from 50 years ago at the drop of a hat and holds onto it forever.

The (2 so far?) assassination attempts? Not a word. Doesn’t seem to give 2 shits about being shot at.

Odd at the very least.

Oh I’m sure this particular specimen doesn’t even need to be shot for that.

kinda like using a swab to clean the spot where the needle goes… before giving someone the lethal injection on death row.

Is this a vice president kinda thing?

Hello, my name is Inigo Toyota.

100% and I’m glad to see this take is getting some traction.

Excuse me? That’s clearly an imposter trying to play me. Edit: jk mine are AD and HD.