This guy got absolutely played if he spent this much on just a hotdog.

Everybody knows the hotdog + soda with free refills combo is $1.50

Born too late to explore the planet. Born too soon to explore the galaxy. Born just in time to have your hotdog debt sent to collections.

I’m not blaming him whatsoever. I love the guy, and I love what he’s doing.

Ja, du bist ein guter Jude, Caitlyn. Der Führer schätzt eure Unterstützung und Compliance. Vielleicht bleibst du noch von den Lagern verschont.

Reap what you fucking sow, Caitlyn. You asked for this. You wanted it. You voted for it. You deserve it.

Get him boypreggers so he has to go to a boynecologist to get a boybortion.

Not on purpose, of course. But what if there was a syringe full of estradiol at the bottom of the stairs and a single roller skate at the top of the stairs and I step on the roller skate and go “woah woah woah” while comically flailing my arms before tumbling down the stairs and land right next to the syringe and then decide to pick it up and ironically inject myself with it and then get a prescription for more estradiol that I inject at regular intervals?

I’d be more surprised if someone out there didn’t want Roz to peg them.

Mike Wazowski, you didn’t file your paperwork last night

I wouldn’t get too close to her or her grave. That’s how ẗ̸̼̺́̍̚ḧ̷̬̰͠ͅe̴̼͇̫͑ ̴̮̤̖̓b̵͓̈́̒l̷͕̬̊͋̊á̸͔c̶̙̈́k̶̯̟̿ ̵̱̀̏̾m̴̰̔͜ọ̶̟̔ͅl̶̻͚͂͘d̸͉͕͐̔ will find its new host body.

In their defense, I don’t think Japan anticipated that the US would be debuting a new weapon that is capable of vaporizing entire cities along with everyone and everything within it.

Some parents really pick the shittiest names imaginable for their offspring and no one should blame the latter for changing them legally.

One day all those girls who were named Khaleesi are gonna absolutely fill up the cemetery of deadnames.

It was such an insane pricing policy, too. Charging per download opens the door to some extremely hostile manipulation opportunities for bigger companies.

Imagine you’re an indie dev. You made a really great game and it’s doing well. But uh oh, I’m a wealthy AAA publishing company and I don’t like you cutting into my market share. I can just buy 100 copies of your game and setup 100 virtual machines to constantly download, uninstall, and redownload your game until you’re bankrupt. If that’s not causing enough damage I can get 1000 copies. Hell, I can probably get some of my employees to convince you to give me steam keys so I don’t even have to pay you upfront.

Ehhh that beer I shotgunned once upon a time was definitely abused. Stabbed in the fucking asscheek, in fact. That is not a loving or glamorous way to consume alcohol.

We’ve noticed on days you smoke crystal meth, you tend to go the next 36 hours without eating a single calorie.

A lot of these tv judges (can’t speak for this one specifically) are actual arbitrators. The deal that people get for being on the show is that they can avoid a costly court battle and the arbitration process is paid for by the network in exchange for the whole thing being televised. They are also contractually obligated to drop their legal claims and accept the ruling of the arbitrator (tv judge).

So even if these are hammed up and cut a certain way to make them more enticing to a tv audience, the disputes, involved parties, and rulings are actually real.

That’s horrible!

Where do I sign up?

you might want to talk to your maters

“Oh so your pronouns are they/them?”

“Oh no no no… Those are my proper nouns.”

Well he certainly does like men in drag

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Guve7Y856kY

The Great Bambino?

Forcing a person to experience gender dysphoria would qualify as a evil act in my book. You’d be directly lowering someone’s quality of life with no benefit to yourself, it’s absurdly anti-social behavior.