TFW you realize what religion is and that you have two of them.

Anyway the Bible is clear about this, “you can’t serve two masters”.

So Iran can watch the betting markets for signals of imminent attacks

Fuckin Sith Lords

You ain’t fooling anyone with this bullshit Debbie

“So Timmy, what happened at school today”

“Well Dad, you know that guy that got shot in the neck? The guy from the internet videos with the blood flying out of his neck? Well his wife is coming to school to talk to us! I guess she’s getting death threats too so the cops were doing active shooter drills with machine guns and everything!”

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The rich people who run both parties need a police state to maintain their aristocracy

JD’s political career is over after this regime

“Hamanda acka acka racka deda backa sanda acka ambo osa cacka reeté eké banda acka riki dibi asha daaah”

• Paula White Cain, Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office

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Yeah I mean it writes itself. Who wouldn’t want to see grown up Kevin take a paint can to the face?

The best sequel idea I heard was that Kevin is grown up, down on his luck, maybe does a stint in jail, and he seeks out Harry and Marv to put the Wet Bandits back together with him as the third member, then they target a house with a kid like him in it.

Tucker Carlson is right. Very, very, insidiously, cryptofascistically, WASP-ingly, Swanson Foods fortune inheritingly, aristocracily aligned far right. In this case he’s also correct.

It’s kind of difficult to tell what is really going on with the ballroom. It could very well be that the government has planned an upgrade for years and Trumps ball room is the perfect cover, so he may or may not be “playing along”.

I always got the impression that MAGA always knew their ideology was on the way out, and that Trump represents the last existential battle, like “Custers last stand”. It’s apocalyptic, and so they are in favor of burning the house down if they lose.

I don’t know about that. I think nations allowing aristocracy to parasitically divert resources and set policy priorities go back to the beginning of history, as soon as we could start organizing labor and creating surpluses. Wasn’t Marx a historian?

Okay dumass 👍

I still do this occasionally lol. I also say “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK” in professional settings a little too much.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_streetcar_conspiracy