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The Duke Nukem avatar is 😘🤌
Two was kinda trash. I read them back to back and it just was not anywhere near as good as the first.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I got tired of manually writing shitposts, so I made an entire shitpost simulator
4·6 days agoshowing the sophistication of modern AI
Your slop generator gave her a flipper for a left foot and her right foot is just a foot sized big toe.
So sophisticated…
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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube's ad problem just got worse: Users now seeing 90-second unskippable ads!English
21·6 days agoSometimes I get an empty video player for 5-10s before the video starts, still better than looking at an ad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Damn, somewhere along the way we lost the ability to draw on loose dirt with chalk? A damn shame, that.
Only six? I could go for at least a dozen.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some of these feel more popular than others
4·7 days agoWell I’m already in hell, so I guess I’ll make it a bit better and slap on some loaner titties
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A handy reference guide for you
11·8 days agoHoverflies are so sweet, sometimes there’ll be one or two hovering near me and I’ll just stick out a finger for them and they’ll chill there for awhile.
Makes me feel like a Disney princess but with bugs 😊
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Technology@lemmy.world•Someone finally did it: a high-end TV with a DisplayPort connection actually is coming this year, including 4K 180Hz supportEnglish
2·8 days agoI once got a 42" tv from some Korean brand Seiki for like $400 back in like 2008. The best thing about it was you could update the firmware to that of one of their other models and get true 1080p 120hz without any of the post processing junk ruining response times.
Lasted me a little over a decade before something burnt out, best gaming monitor ever though.

The doctor’s office when they’re an hour behind because people keep coming in late.
Sideloading is an all encompassing term for when you change the physical orientation of your device so that up/down becomes right/left.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Google warns quantum computers could hack encrypted systems by 2029English
9·18 days agoContinuing from OP’s snippet:
Leonie Mueck, formerly the chief product officer of Riverlane, a Cambridge-based quantum startup, said Google’s statement did not necessarily suggest there would definitely be a working quantum computer capable of breaking encryption by 2029.
In fact, most timelines for a cryptographically relevant quantum computer – that is, one powerful enough to break encryption – range from the 2030s to the 2050s. But Mueck said the prospect was close enough that governments were already preparing for the eventuality that data stored to today’s encryption standards would be exposed when the technology sufficiently advances.
“We’re basically seeing in the intelligence community already that for probably more than a decade they’ve been thinking about this threat,” Mueck said.
Last year the UK’s cybersecurity agency, the National Cyber Security Centre, urged organisations to guard their systems against quantum hackers by 2035.
Google’s timeline suggests engineering teams across the technology industry should consider measures to protect sensitive data by migrating to more advanced encryption systems now. Certain kinds of attacks predicated on the future availability of quantum decryption – “store now, decrypt later” – may currently be being deployed across the field.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him
2·20 days agoOm nom nom nom no-O*O
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Any recommended p2p filesharing programs?English
8·21 days agoI want to thank you and people like you.
I had someone do something similar for me, when I switched from Plex to Jellyfin I didn’t know what I was doing too well and it wasn’t as secure as I had thought it was. Well someone found and gained access to it and, rather than doing something nefarious, let me know by changing a few cover art images to a warning explaining that with how it was set up at the time I could get compromised quite easily. They saved my ass from a huge headache down the line I’m sure, and I never got to thank them for it.
Take it back now y’all.
Emphasis on the funky
onHere OP, you dropped this.😊

I’ve been hearing of this individual’s nefarious deeds my whole life, glad to see their reign of terror finally end!