Joanie Parker

And here’s why that didn’t matter.

9 years before skyrim. Steam had it’s launch title secured.

Wild when I bought what I thought was a disc copy I came home opened the case and found a game code and a link to steam.

Oh no the game might be spoiled for me before it comes out!?!

I already get to wait for a PC port.

Who gives a fuck at this point.

So I bought arc raiders. Even though I don’t like extraction shooters.

Hopped on solo, came up on a pair of raiders getting fucked up by the arc. Saved their lives.

Crouched in a corner to look at my inventory since this was THE VERY FIRST TIME I PLAYED.

One of the two people I saved, naded me. Just chuked a sticky grenade right at me as I browse my menus.

Then said I was camping in a corner and was going to kill them. After I JUST FUCKING SAVED THEM!

the guy tried to argue with me. I deleted and refunded the game.

Fuck you too guy.

First aaa game to launch exclusively on steam… And you think that was Skyrim?

Gordan is so disappointed in you.

Tiktok should have been banned on day one. You all opened Pandora’s box instead.

Now the GOP owns it, and just about every other media outlet…

Great job.

Hotter take. ALL games are designed to waste time.

There’s literally not a law or crime the rich can’t buy them selves out of.

12 maybe 13. I’m 38 now.

That does not look appetizing let alone worthy of the word porn.

So a normal Bethesda launch. Has no one told these “gamers” what they were buying?

Just wish I could be excited about space…

Listen I’m just torrenting movies and music and you don’t need to know about. Idgaf if Canada knows.

Could not be happier to have a UDM pro right now.

Bought this, was fantastic thanks!

Your assuming CEO and billionaires are / can be friends with actual down to earth good people.

They can’t.

My wife does this… And then doesn’t clear the timer. Ever. Not once. Fucking annoying.

Don’t worry soon we’ll protect all the children with an ID scan at login. Its gonna be great!!

Who is going to do anything to stop him?

No one. Who cares at this point. This experiment won’t survive 260 years. States are cooked.

I was hanging out with my neighbour a few months back. When I listed off how fucked kids today are…

Then I remembered he has two young boys and they’re growing up with this dystopia as their present and future.

I apologised once I realized his family is directly affected.

He said “Oh I already know they’re fucked.”