A hot day with lots of errands but you forgot to clean it out the day before.

Wild that they’re not mad that it’s happening, just that they were called out on it.

I need a vehicle powered by spite. It’s my most common fuel, why can’t my car take it too?

Or at best, tasteless. My kid got some choco rolls the other day and offered me a bite. Tasted like nothing. I was like “no wonder I’ve lost weight, these things used to taste good”

I bought a pack of googly eyes to add to the ones I see, but haven’t seen any recently.

My “detonator yellow” jeep Wrangler disagrees.

Oh shit, that’s way worse! I thought they were using recycled saw dust! WTF?!? How could anyone think that’s a good idea?!?

I mean… It makes sense to use saw dust somehow. It’s there as a byproduct, and it makes sense to use byproducts as much as possible. But I feel like there’s ways we could use saw dust better than burning it. Technically you could call it carbon neutral to burn it thanks to iffy definitions. But you could make it a carbon sink, somehow. It’s way past my bedtime atm, so excuse me if alternatives might sound stupid but here we go.

1. in compost/soil mixture. It holds water better than a lot of materials, as a mix, you might even be able to grow something in soil that would normally be considered too sandy/dry.

2. a mixture in plastics, so as not to use as much plastic, and although I’m sure there would be side effects, but it could be perfect for a few specific uses.

3. swamp/mangrove protection. Ok by now I’m pulling this out of my ass. Like I said, it’s far past my bedtime. But with loose soil, I feel like mixing in some saw dust would act as a binder, and slow erosion.

So I’m not a scientist or anything, but there has to be a better use of saw dust than fucking binding it and burning it. On one level, at least they’re using it… I guess? But even being landfill, at least it would be a carbon sink, even if just a minor one.

It doesn’t matter. You wouldn’t find anywhere to point to either way.

This is what I was thinking. Then sue because the CEO promised it to you and didn’t follow through.

Show me on this globe where America ISNT currently committing crimes against humanity.

I can’t imagine having the ego to think that people wouldn’t be adverse to talking to a digital version of myself. I’d be far too self conscious to unleash an AI version of me on the world.

You really don’t wanna know.

Uh huh. Remember to do the 5 other hats, Tyler. Oh, and break the glasses/plates as well.

I actually believe he doesn’t want wars. That’s something he’s been consistent on for his whole career. That being said, he didn’t stand up to trump when he just casually decided to wage war in Iran. And obviously he’s an S-tier shit bag either way, but I think he honestly didn’t want the war.

I think we’ve finally discovered whale Medusa’s lair.

Also, the one on the left looks like it’s trying to down Rick sanchez in a wing suit.

Well obviously the first one is some necromancer bringing Nazis back from the dead, and telling them they can cleanse their souls if they help fight the new fascists.

The second? “Autobots assemble!”

“if you’re not dead by the end of this recording, so help me…”