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blarghly@lemmy.worldto
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•India has splurged billions on metro trains. But where are the commuters?English
4·6 hours agopaywall
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Louisiana@sh.itjust.works•8 children killed in mass shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana, police sayEnglish
1·9 hours agoMajority House Speaker Mike Johnson, whose Louisiana district includes the site of the shooting, referred to it as a “heartbreaking tragedy” in a post on X and said he was holding “the victims, their families and loved ones, and our Shreveport community close in our thoughts and prayers during this incredibly difficult time.”
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a small thing you did that changed your life in a big way?English
9·9 hours agoI went cold turkey and just started drinking only water. But if thats not an option for you, you could also just switch to sugar free.
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•Zenni Glasses shorter screws in nose pad bridgeEnglish
6·9 hours agoIgnore the haters. I found your post to be extremely dull
blarghly@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a small thing you did that changed your life in a big way?English
39·10 hours agoStopped drinking soda. The weight just fell off
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•asked my parents to give these guys the green light. now there’s nothing holding them back anymore. i’m so excited, lol.English
3·15 hours agoWell, I’m jealous. Prob woulda got laid a lot more in high school if my folks were that cool
I’m not advocating for it. I’m engaging in a silly thought experiment
blarghly@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•asked my parents to give these guys the green light. now there’s nothing holding them back anymore. i’m so excited, lol.English
26·18 hours agoIt sounds like your folks know you’re gonna get dp’d.
blarghly@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•asked my parents to give these guys the green light. now there’s nothing holding them back anymore. i’m so excited, lol.English
18·18 hours agoIs this about you getting dp’d? I feel like it is weird that you’re involving your parents, but you do you.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Whats a good etiquette to show you are doing a U turn in a left turn, so the cars behind you know?English
3·19 hours agoIf you are in the left turn lane at a standstill waiting for oncoming traffic to clear, the turn signal is doing very little for cars behind you. It is to indicate to oncoming traffic that you might pull out in front of them.
If you come up behind someone and are frustrated that they are not turning as quickly as you would like, the main resolution to this problem is for you to take a deep breath. At most, they are increasing your commute time by a matter of seconds.
If someone not turning when you want them to is almost causing accidents, then you probably need to slow down. Other people in this thread are talking about how the U turner is at fault for being unpredictable - and sure, it is very nice when all drivers are predictable all the time. But that doesn’t really matter if you get in a collision. A judge might say the other driver was in the wrong - but it will still suck to hear it with a totalled car, endless insurance headaches, and a broken arm. Assuming you don’t want that outcome, it is your job to drive such that you are prepared for people behaving in ways you don’t expect. And that means leaving enough time distance between yourself and a stopped car so that you don’t rear end them if they continue being stationary.
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Wild Marketplace @sh.itjust.works•If it's not solid gold I'll be very disappointedEnglish
2·1 day agoI just put one in in my house. Difficult to figure out without the instruction manual, but we got it done and my tenant is stoked she can practice pole now. Also hung her lyra in a tree in the back yard.
Is it wrong that I wish that thus man was involved in a horrific, life-changing traffic accident that left him paraplegic? Because, man, that would be some god-tier humor
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a 'social rule' that we all follow but nobody ever actually agreed to?English
3·1 day agoNo, that makes sense since it is actually pronounceable, and has been created organically by people who are actually experiencing a problem, instead of 14 year olds on Tumblr
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a 'social rule' that we all follow but nobody ever actually agreed to?English
93·1 day agoThat’s my point. Unless you are an online leftist, you probably aren’t constantly analyzing the world in terms of bosses exploiting their workers. You are far more concerned about your social standing among your peers.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a 'social rule' that we all follow but nobody ever actually agreed to?English
169·1 day agoI feel like anyone who isn’t heavily involved in left wing internet spaces understands why you don’t want to discuss pay with coworkers.
Someone fears their coworkers will find out they are making less, and will think they are less skilled, or maybe a pushover.
Or someone fears their coworkers will find out they are making more, and will fear their coworkers think they were manipulative in order to get it, think they are egotistical for sharing, or may become envious.
And then pay discrepencies invite unwanted feelings about “do I actually deserve to make more than him - I don’t think I’m worth it” or “I make so much less rhan her, I must suck at my job.”
Not discussing pay is a convenient way to sweep all this under the rug
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a 'social rule' that we all follow but nobody ever actually agreed to?English
63·1 day agoReligious idioms are everywhere in language, and it is seriously not a problem. We can talk about a storm of “biblical” proportions, or say hubris is inviting god’s wrath, or whatever, and none of it is condoning any actual religious belief. Plenty of people celebrate Christmas because they like family and togetherness and indulgent consumerism, even if they don’t consider themselves Christian. And like, one of my favorite explitives is Jesus Fucking Christ.
Just saying gesundheit is, like, fine. But your explaination reminds me of the people who tried to make latinx a thing. Heavy eyeroll
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I think the world should offer asylum to whoever wants it, and then withdrawl all military aid and just let them have at it.