Granted, the genie produces a large sword and slices you perfectly down the middle. The left half of you burns away to dust. “You are now… always right,” he says to your right half as you flop to the ground. Not that it matters much as your consciousness quickly fades.

P-90s? Hell no, grab the flamethrowers and the dynamite!

We did, but were quickly reminded “This is a family store.” and told to leave when we also tried out one of the crates.

Man, wow… Now there’s a long lost memory.

Original was 25-26 years ago.

Ublock Origin, don’t surf the web without it!

I think it was struck on multiple times, my favorite will always been Back to the Future.

The irony totally not lost that Biff was modeled after Trump and predicted him being a corrupt criminal and woman abuser waaaaaay before all this shit happened…

Oh, look at that… It’s Tuesday.

Well, now you’re just being antisemitic… /s

Cool, so we’ll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?

Same way moon landing deniers do.

“The whole thing is staged! Nobody actually flew anywhere! They just put some guys in costumes and filmed them on a sound stage in Hollywood!”

Global economy fucked even more = mission successful

He’s not going to rest until we’re in a global depression.

I agree, he is a disgusting, barely-excusable facsimile of a human. But I’m also a firm believer that laughing at him is a powerful weapon. It’d hurt his ego so much more.

You want to stop dictators? Rob them of the power, undermine it. Make them a joke.

Remember… Hitler has only got one ball

Best than I could do on my phone right now…

Should be coming up any minute now as long as someone managed to take out that little punk with the red hair.

“My god is the god of love and compassion, and if you don’t believe in him, fuck you, I hope he kills you before I do.”

It’s alright, just tell them you have bone spurs.

Or a jar…