Little aggressive, but in your defense, pronouns with limited context can be difficult sometimes.

Unless this is supposed to be a shit post, in which case, bravo.

Not Sure it’s the main character. Maybe you’re thinking of whose brain The Creature got in Young Frankenstein, “Abby… Someone… Abby Normal.”

Is that your coccyx, or are you happy to see me?

Missed a spot

Like, how did Mohammed Ali get beat by Joe Frazier. Didn’t he know about sticks?

From what logs?

slopped?

with DETERMINATION

“I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THERE’S SHIT IN MY PANTS!”
-pats approvingly-

The MAGA Mega Church

Think of prayers asked and answered as an exchange of goods. Now tariff them.

cd stomach && ls -a

cd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopie

cd ..

pwd

ls

ls -a

du -dh --max-depth=2

rm -rf appendix

echo hello world

cd ~/ ^C

rm -rf /*

^D

Like the juice? You’re locking up fruit concentrate?

Nom nom nom

The unbelievable antics of the fucking literate. Thoz eevul ashowls.

I’m imagining something like Pee-Wee eating an m&m. “Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

Probably reading it

Are you calling me out because I’m from Texas, or calling out Texas cops because they’re cowards who watched children get slaughtered and then cried to the courts for the right to not do their job?

Of course! That cop was a freaking hero! They just saved some poor old woman, in a transient housing situation, from some hook-wielding maniac who pushed her down a flight of stairs after she tried fighting them off! Without that officer, who bravely jumped off your shoulders and across the finish line, who knows what could have happened!!!

You know what? I heard that the lady was mentally unstable, but that her assailant was wearing a mask and possibly even had an axe!

~Oh hey! What’s this little package? I think there’s something for you inside!~

Why would cops go in? I don’t like to repeat old stereotypes, but black people hardly ever hang out in roaring fires; so to whom would they deliver their bullets?

*Does downward dog against the toilet bowl and loudly fire-sprinklers shit all over the bathroom and self*