Not Sure it’s the main character. Maybe you’re thinking of whose brain The Creature got in Young Frankenstein, “Abby… Someone… Abby Normal.”
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politics @lemmy.world•Hundreds of Fake Pro-Trump Avatars Emerge on Social Media
1·1 day agoIs that your coccyx, or are you happy to see me?
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Cars - For Car Enthusiasts@lemmy.world•I love finding the previous owners "fixes"English
4·1 day agoMissed a spot
Like, how did Mohammed Ali get beat by Joe Frazier. Didn’t he know about sticks?
with DETERMINATION
“I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THERE’S SHIT IN MY PANTS!”
-pats approvingly-
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News@lemmy.world•Trump admin cancels $11M Catholic Charities contract amid feud with Pope
1·2 days agoThe MAGA Mega Church
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News@lemmy.world•Trump admin cancels $11M Catholic Charities contract amid feud with Pope
2·2 days agoThink of prayers asked and answered as an exchange of goods. Now tariff them.
cd stomach && ls -acd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopiecd ..pwdlsls -adu -dh --max-depth=2rm -rf appendixecho hello worldcd ~/ ^Crm -rf /*^D
Like the juice? You’re locking up fruit concentrate?
The unbelievable antics of the fucking literate. Thoz eevul ashowls.
I’m imagining something like Pee-Wee eating an m&m. “Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
Probably reading it
Are you calling me out because I’m from Texas, or calling out Texas cops because they’re cowards who watched children get slaughtered and then cried to the courts for the right to not do their job?
Of course! That cop was a freaking hero! They just saved some poor old woman, in a transient housing situation, from some hook-wielding maniac who pushed her down a flight of stairs after she tried fighting them off! Without that officer, who bravely jumped off your shoulders and across the finish line, who knows what could have happened!!!
You know what? I heard that the lady was mentally unstable, but that her assailant was wearing a mask and possibly even had an axe!
~Oh hey! What’s this little package? I think there’s something for you inside!~
📦
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Why would cops go in? I don’t like to repeat old stereotypes, but black people hardly ever hang out in roaring fires; so to whom would they deliver their bullets?
*Does downward dog against the toilet bowl and loudly fire-sprinklers shit all over the bathroom and self*







Little aggressive, but in your defense, pronouns with limited context can be difficult sometimes.
Unless this is supposed to be a shit post, in which case, bravo.