I work at a Domino’s. We all avoid the phone like the plague, it’s the one thing that will make everyone in the store suddenly very busy, playing the “not it” game.

Pretty sure he’s using an alt now.

Later

*Fintastic

I tried to do this recently. She cancelled the date.

No comment necessary, amirite?

There’s also ways to obfuscate them.

Yeah, they’re just heat sinks for her processor!

No fetch!

Nick Offerman only licks Megan Mulally’s boots

Bro still buttin’, ohio hand-squish rizz fr rn

Xenia for sure

😋

It is, if the tank is full enough.

You throw it at a fascist, it bounces off their face, lands somewhere and they use it as the cornerstone for a school 👍

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ohnoohfuckIdidn’tthinkI’dgetthisfarwhatdoIdo?

Needs minions

I mean, yeah, that’ll do it