An all-new book revealed private journals that detail a series of unusual and personal incidents from Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s life, including an absurd scenario involving raccoon genitalia
“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
This wins the Not the Onion gold medal
Oddly introspective
I suppose while doing weird things is a wonderful time to notice it’s a pattern for your family.