One million miles an hour fast sleep by the Rx Bandits comes to mind

That’s really the joke you don’t think it is, right?

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Some of you don’t do hard drugs and it shows

…stfu nerd

Oh yes they do…

Well someone has to do it. How else do you expect him to look lively?

Only while being fisted

Yes, but I wasn’t going to say that out loud.

Your dick must be filthy if it needs cleaned before ingesting.

Doesn’t mean they don’t have weed though. Sounds like they have more than ever.

It’s the dudes with the bud light cans.

You’re right. They can’t have a response when you say big fancy words to them that mean actual things. They’ll be stumped.

I wouldn’t be tackling drywall work if I were him. Figuring out how to turn screws has completely halted this fridge operation.

That or he’s dragon his balls on something

How can you tell?

If you knew then what you know now you’d have better coping skills probably… Or not. Who cares honestly.

Well we can’t cook it without electricity or gas. Now eat your MRE and shut up!

That’s awesome. They are very powerful and very wise. The insight they can afford people come with such clarity you can literally feel like a giant idiot when facing your struggles or addictions. It’s a shame we can’t always see through the fog of our problems in such a way but I am eternally grateful that this planet came with its own troubleshooting tools.