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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    I was gonna say “this is boomer as hell” until I saw the bottom half of the picture. With that added context, I’ll say: this is gen X as hell

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      Can confirm, we’re all hung like that. Even the women.

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      The Oregon trail generation, baby!

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    Elephant:

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    Good lord. That dude’s packing a fire hose.

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      It’s edited. Here’s the original: https://x.com/ViggianoMila/status/1757620527852564575

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        xcancel link.

      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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        Edited? It looks the same to me

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          WR5 has special dong-o-vision.

          I think it is related to gaydar, but idk.

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            Everyone focusing on what’s in their pants, but I’m the only one who looks into their face. What has the world come to! /s

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          The original guy doesn’t even have a beard.

          • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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            I was only looking at his package.

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    No biceps or pecs. Just a massive dong.

  • livingkettle@lemmy.world
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    I almost thought this was actually one of those incelley posts. xD

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Nah, just a good old shitpost.

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        shlickpost

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    She was only with him for his woollen underpants knitting pattern.

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    Skinny boys have big “personalities”.

  • homes@piefed.world
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    I must admit, I’d really like to get to know the guy

  • psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I dont get it

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Biggus Dickus

      • trd@feddit.nu
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        He has a wife you know…

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          I’m sure she has a normal name at least.

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            Sandra, Sandra Dickus

    • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      🍆

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        But why does dick size matter for sex if you’re just gonna use a strapon for pegging anyway?

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          Easier to see wether he is aroused? Or a handle to hold on to.

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            Can you control men by using it like a joystick???

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              As one of them, I would say in all likelyhood yes (cbt is a thing).

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    there is another

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    Is that Tim Allen?

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    deleted by creator

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      ai alert

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        Nah stolen from a medical site about salivation

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          Then they used ai. The telltale signs: different arrowheads, arrows without text, arrows pointing back, the cheek cut-off wanders into the tongue.
          Haven’t checked the words’ spelling, but that would be a telltale sign, too. Edit: yep, sblingual

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            Yeah cool bro, tell them

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              The smell is manure
              and the dripping is manure

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          Cap

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