There are so many layers of what the fuck going on with this. A veritable dagwood of blatantly wrong decisions over the course of decades, relentlessly stacked upon one another and pinned together with the twin toothpicks of true faith and true grift. This is the culmination of a soul destroying amount of failures.

“You gotta really grab it, don’t just look at it like a lemon. Doesn’t matter that this is my third trip today, this is a national security issue and you are obligated to keep us safe. That’s your job. Now, give it a tug, make sure it doesn’t pop off like a toupee! You need to get in there like a good handshake, make sure it’s the genuine article. I’ll be stopping back by on my way out, you can’t be too safe these days.”

I love The Twin Fists of Malphon… they’re so bad. Aspect of Talos has been my go to, I haven’t unlocked Aspect of Gilgamesh, yet, but those bad boys sound like they are perfect for my play style.

My favorite build that plays into the fists, so far, has been Aphrodite, Athena, and Artemis. The A Team. Get Aphrodite on attack, and the boon that makes weakened enemies take more damage, Athena on dash with the boon that makes deflect curse with exposed, and Artemis for her crit chance boon, with Breaching cross and Rolling Knuckle or Heavy Knuckle and Long Knuckle depending on RNG, It sounds hard to get, but the RNG for me has thrown this build at me a surprising amount. Just hold attack and keep dashing at your targets, pull in with Talos fists to add damage for heavies. It’s fast and hectic as fuck, but if you can keep track of things it just nukes health bars while blocking a ton of damage. Poseidon is a really fun add, if you can get him, for the boosted damage for the first little bit of an encounter.

The easy mode, everything just dies, build I found is Dionysus, Demeter, and Zeus. Dionysus cast, and whatever you need for the other two to unlock duo boons for each of them and Dionysus on the cast. Then it’s an instant cast, not a toss, that stacks 3 curses and deals just a fucked up amount of damage. It’s stupid. Kind of a bitch to build, but holy shit.

Something else.

Necromundants.

Finally started playing Hades. I slept on that game for way too long. It’s phenomenal.

WIZARD FIGHT!

This is the way the world ends.

You don’t understand how waists and hips work for women.

Women, amirite?

/s

Only idealists pretend futility is morality.

Do you want the shit sandwich or the bigger shit sandwich? Those are your options. You will be forced to eat one of them, any other choice leads to being force fed the largest shit sandwich. That’s the current system, there is no negotiating otherwise. The first and only available steps towards getting something other than shit sandwiches is by getting smaller shit sandwiches on the buffet and maybe one day we might get plain bread. Yes, you are the idiot idealist, you are refusing the reality of the situation.

That’s because you’re an idealist and an idiot. It’s not that, it’s a buffet of shit sandwiches and tainted ditch water in a broken and inescapable burning building, thinking otherwise is foolish, and complaining about the lack of club sandwiches and ginger ale shows a severe lack of awareness on all fronts.

Edit: Also, the green party is bankrolled by right wingers because the more votes they get the less GOP competitors get. Look into green party funding and consider that the green party has never convinced a republican to not vote republican, but it’s gotten a lot of idiots to not vote for the actual competition against the GOP. Look into where her money comes from and what consulting firms she pays before sucking yourself off about your political purity any more.

I would highly enjoy watching an accurate depiction of this film with Mario as the main character. Seeing Mario commit the lurid, depraved, and brutal acts Pattinson portrays in this movie would be genuinely fucking hilarious.

So, you didn’t vote. Congrats.

I said they are inconsequential, when did I blame anything on them? I’m calling them stupid and worthless, because they’re stupid and worthless, I’m not attributing anything to them because they’ve done nothing. They’re nothing, and they love sucking their own dick about how useless and inconsequential they are as an entity.

Hello mother leopard, I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 10,000 kola nuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I’ll be the hyena, you’ll see.

The Machine God makes no such mistakes, to think as much is merely the weakness of the flesh.

+++ THERE IS NO TRUTH IN FLESH, ONLY BETRAYAL +++

+++ THERE IS NO STRENGTH IN FLESH, ONLY WEAKNESS +++

+++ THERE IS NO CONSTANCY IN FLESH, ONLY DECAY +++

+++ THERE IS NO CERTAINTY IN FLESH BUT DEATH +++

Way to tell us that you’re a toxic partner without telling us you’re a toxic partner.