I like mixing cases when providing lists:

a) because it subverts expectations, and

2. because it’s funnier that way

•plust also confuses people.

Growing cannabis. I’m a noob, but it’s just so fun! Got 320 grams from my last plant.

I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!

The final episode of the new season of Malcolm in the Middle. I really enjoyed the new season! So, on Saturday.

And here i was, thinking there was only YouPorn.

Look at this nazi over here, trying to justify their views as a nazi. Typical Nazis.

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The in-laws ISP stated that their IPTV was not working properly because… They need a new HDMI cable…

They got a new one - did it work? Nope!

So they called again - this time, they stated the cause was because they changed the default WiFi name and password… 🤦

He should get a shot to the face.

Hi Walnut!! Who’s a good boy?

Nogen jeg kender i Norge (der tilfeldigvis var dansker) cyklet altid til arbejde. En dag det regnet, cyklet han over nogle glatte stener i meget lav fart - han faldt og slog hovedet. Han kan ikke gå i dag, og er blevet førtidspensionist. Han brugte hjelm, men stadig fik han skader. Havde han ikke brugt hjelm, havde han mest sandsynligt været død, og det var i en fart på omkring 5km i timen!

TACO!

Dude, I can only get so erect!

I trust China more than i trust the United States of Trump.

Not quite, but he’s only 8.5 kilos, so I do carry him often.

Wallet, phone, and my dog.

Let’s do the pillory first, then, if they survive that, the prize is the guillotine.

But I like drugs! Cannabis is my favourite.

But is he immune to bullets?

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