He what? Blasted his head off? He… oh. Never mind 😞

I accept the risk of spicy dreams.

OK, but how do I attract them first? And how do I tame them after the catch? Do I just fill the bowl with milk or beer or something?

You’re welcome. I think the bright acidity goes really well with the earthy flavor.

I love it grilled, but maybe not just as dark. And I usually just marinate it with lemon juice and some garlic, salt, herbs and olive oil.

But yeah, puréed is great.

“Ma haf no teef, pa haf no teef and I don’t need no teef af well!”

Man, I would pay good money if - even just for a day - hypocrisy would be painful.

How am I supposed to know what ditto is in Swedish?

The only android I want to be friends with is Data.

He should heal his dick, not his head. That would be more on par.

How dare he? After causing black death AND the biblical flood, he’s messing with fuel?

Nothing as well, but I made a huge salad for lunch and I’ll eat that tonight as well because I can’t estimate salad sizes it seems.

I’m not entirely convinced Trump is from this planet as well.

Hi, I’m David - the cheeseburger - American, and I’m here to smash patties!

Oh you!

replace their American employees with foreign born workers.

For half their salary

I always liked Ugly Kid Joe’s version of Cats In The Cradle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32yjbCSVpU

The enemy of my enemy is the French. Even if my enemy is the French, then the enemy of them is probably Parisians.

A large part of humanities has breasts and men still party hard if they get to see some unexpectedly. Probably some women as well.

Trains are cool because they’re trains, not because they’re rare.