I was doing a jokey. Fuck a cop. Figuratively only.

To be fair. It could be. In an evil Uber or door dash sort of way. Sell at a loss, make infrastructure dependent on it, hike up prices.

Do I think it will be or is way more like they are desperate for cash? Prolly

Guys please stop staying shit like this.

They are going to catch on

Come here brethren, stay awhile

I’m just reading the whole world fall apart and then suddenly some Mario fanfiction. Thank you, I needed that. Fuck you mario

It’s just a few bad apples! I have met a cop who didn’t kill me. Cops good

Ope

Still, Parnell wrote, “Anyone saying the Secretary misquoted Ezekiel 25:17 is peddling fake news and ignorant of reality.”

It’s going to be extremely hard to fact check information from the MOST POPULAR FUCKING BOOK OF ALL TIME

I’ve never got this far with a boy

Plap plip but otherwise perfect.

What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.

Lmao I’ll bite. Where is the gif from and why do you know what they’re talking about?

It also worked as a no explanation necessary gif, but now I’m curious.

I will say, this is the one company that I’ve seen people not have that impression. I am grateful for it.

That said.

Even giving them the dignity of recognition is bad news.

Their only money is government money. This isn’t a people problem it’s a political problem.

Just because they make money and are dickheads doesn’t make them legitimate. I’ve seen their emails.

Ah

I do like that idea. And yeah, it would be better, I just don’t know how much better. You don’t see new oil companies popping up, media companies, etc.

I feel like this is just the end result of capitalism and it’s always going to be. You can’t just take take take take take and expect everything to continue to work.

Where

We can skip the legitimate companies section of this. They’ll never be that.

I mean, would two tickmasters really be better than one? We have a shit load of captive industries that have like “8 companies” and they just collude to fuck us.

Absolutely wild. We demand you take your thumb out of our asses.

Proceeds to stick left thumb in all of our asses, instead

That is exactly what we wanted. Thank you.

The onion is getting paid to sit on ass actually lol life is writing its own satire