Unfortunately the Care Bears didn’t think to take a barber with them on their interstellar voyage, and as a consequence their coats got pretty long. You can catch up with what happened to them in TOS S02E15.

Why, and please understand that I ask this in a spirit of genuine enquiry and desire to expand my understanding of the scope of the human mind, in the name of all that is good and reasonable in this world, would you do such a thing? I’m trying very hard not to imaging the smell if it were opened a few years from now.

I’d prefer they have “a very harrowing almost escape to Moscow, then a long time contemplating their misdeeds in prison”, but I don’t think that would fit on the poster.

What???!? Say it ain’t so!

You know, the more I hear about this chap, the less I like him, and I’ve heard a lot about him.

That still wouldn’t help, as you’d crush your fingers with the amount of extra travel they’d need to actually close.

You can cleave something apart, but the halves might cleave together.

If you think “spring” is bad, go check how many different meanings there are for the word “set”.

Web browser, because it support 100% of piefed features, is always up-to-date with the version of piefed deployed on your server, and means I don’t have yet another app installed.

Seriously, the web interface to piefed does everything I need, so I don’t really feel the need for a dedicated client. You can create a homepage shortcut to go straight to it, and it acts like a separate app when you do.

Read that as a command to read it as ‘white people’.

Rare, but relatively easy to set up. Unfortunately they do incentivise those who want to see the information released to cause them to be triggered, so it’s something of a balancing act.

I hope she’s made the necessary arrangements to distribute the information she has in the event anything “unfortunate” happens to her, she’s painted quite a target on her back with these threats.

I haven’t tried it much, but it looks like libretube can filter subscriptions to show just shorts, which might give you something like what you’re after.

Rather than snark, maybe offer some helpful pointers, or even ask if there’s a reason for it?

I see your point, they just switch the rolls.

You know you’re in trouble when they don’t even bother with vicious mockery, and just laugh. The damage bypasses your character and hits the player directly.

because the new metal straws have pierced the brains of anyone who did them.

I am confused by this, straws go in the mouth, if people are sticking them in their brains, they’re doing it wrong, or are you saying there is a crack team of assasins out there who’ve vowed to keep this knowledge secret in a particularly gruesome manner?

Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.

What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??

Just the normal kind.

Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

You need to put in the work to get the best result.

Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

You really have been missing out…

Difficult to cut off, maybe, but not so difficult to crush.

Jeeniouus!