I wonder if eliminating English would even be legal. Because our head of state is technically King Charles, there may be some stipulation of keeping English in there.

This could be implemented quicker than you’d think. But it wouldn’t work.

“Official language” just means all government business and labelling must be in that/those language(s). There would still be English spoken everywhere, just as there are stores, services, and transactions done using other languages already.

But precisely because of that, all this would do it serve to erect a barrier around accessing government services in English. It would still be used and consumed, so there would still be uptake of American culture. Thus, it would fail to be the isolation path proposed.

Yeah, I don’t buy lifetime cost parity is only hitting now. That’s long past.

Few people realize it because most people will see past that greenwashing bullshit immediately.

The corner of the breakfast table ruined my grades.

Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.

No tape measures either. Simply unquantifiable.

There’s shrimp, second shrimp, third shrimp, fourth shrimp…

This is why e-readers and large freezer bags were invented.

That reads as “male astronauts should not mastrubate in space”. So it’s absolutely fine for a female astronaut to rub one out. It’s not like she’s going to be ejecting eggs all over the place. Think of THAT OnlyFans.

Cyclopentane: not even once.

What’s the over/under on when someone in this regime quotes from The Book of Who?

Sounds like you couldn’t hack being a cowpoke.

Poppy Seed Visits Once A Year

Water big, easy hit, soft splash.

I’m sure the fact that the calculator is showing “EEGGOBOE” means something. I’ll have to dream on it to decipher it.

That legitimately surprised me.

It’s the basics of the Klingon language, including pronunciation, syntax, and vocabulary.

Geez, spoilers much??

Piss in the sink.