• Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online
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    20 days ago

    I was in my room

    And I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything

    But then again, I was thinking about nothing

    And then my mom came in, and I didn’t even know she was there

    She called my name and I didn’t hear her

    And then she started screaming, “Mike, Mike”

    And I go, “What? What’s the matter?”

    She goes, “What’s the matter with you?”

    I go, “There’s nothing wrong, mom”

    She goes, “Don’t tell me that, you’re on drugs”

    • Jayjader@jlai.lu
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      20 days ago

      then i go “this is one hell of a bubble we’re in, ma”

      she goes “but the DOW just hit 50,000 mike”