The United States Men’s National Team (USMT) announced today that they will end the Portugal game that was started on the 31st of March 2026 with a 0-2 Victory as they stated, “we’ve gotten everything out of this encounter that we came for.”
Sources say that the USMNT views the exercise as a completely victory despite the end result and that insiders are claiming a complete achievement of their goals.
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Ah yes. The us men’s team in sport ball. I follow them regularly.
This is satire about the US war in Iran masquerading as a story about the US’s men’s soccer team.



