After?

Eat shit, arsehat

edit: err, not OP. I meant Kyle

I seem to have lost my world’s tiniest violin somehere.

Oh kyle. The humiliation is your bread and butter. You’ve been a prancing whore embarrassing the species for your entire career. Don’t complain about it now.

Aaaaaaaaw poor bub. Let’s start a go fund me for some tissues. I’m fairly sure I’ve never even heard him speak but I hate the sack of shit.

This guy is about to learn that nobody likes him, isn’t he?

Even the people who listen to him and are entertained by his awful antics don’t tune in because they actually like him. He’s just on in the car and they’re a captive audience.

Great start!