It makes the hydro meter spin faster

Nah, Spock was trying to trade his Kadabra to Chekov so that it could evolve into Alakazam

That’s an impressive use of a taxadermic cantilever

Looks amazing to me

This could have been the boomers, but they didn’t want to talk about their feelings

Yes

I love how Jason Bateman is protecting his leg while reading this

Im always astounded by the scale of the sun. How much fuel is burned on any given second, sustained for billions of years

So THAT’S why I saw 2 black cats in a row

Thank you for x-posting :)

Is he talking about having two broken @ outlook accounts or having two Outlook programs Outlook and Outlook (NEW)?

So it keeps you up, too, eh?

Might as well be the onion

They were having the time of their lives spinning that mike, like kids flipping a half empty plastic bottle at the party

The hypocrisy is exhausting

Doritos are $9 CAD ($6.50 USD) at my closest Costco, haven’t bought doritos in years

Medicine: An Oral History

I used a ruler all the way down the left side then added the hats and feetsies to all the "I"s