Parody character?

That’s even better!

Same. I have tried a little but found it completely unmanageable.

For contrast, in Finnish, you’ll know exactly how a word is pronounced if you know how it’s written. English has exceptionally nonsensical pronounciation.

Total recall was my first thought as well. But I’m sure there’s got to be worse ones than that.

This combination of two among the stupidest ideas in one statement: Why listen to non dance music and that there’s music that you can’t dance to.

It wasn’t a good joke, almost hit back instead of submitting, but oh well.

(I actually even run cachy on one box. It’s an interesting system. Works well.)

Oh, I’d actually forgotten how flaky 3.5" floppies were. That’s very true.

A 5.25" you could probably send in a letter and stick the letter on a fridge with a magnet so your remember to mail it and it would still work when it arrived.

Well, maybe not, but it was quite a difference.

That’s just fedora with extra steps.

Gallon. Nice to see gas still costs nothing out there.

I definitely read that as physically here, i.e. people who OP meets in real life.

That’s archy.

2 minutes in, the biggest gang in the area would already have declared themselves the ruler, ending anarchy. But yes.

Oh, every windows has fucked itself up silently. 95 was famous for needing a reboot at every mouse movement and a reinstall regularly.

Read that as https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valmet and was confused for a moment.

Openscad is such a neat piece of software. If only it had chamfers and fillets it might be useful, too.

https://wiki.c2.com/?CardboardAnalyst

Ei ilman pakkoa.

Palvelu siirretään Microslopin pilveen kun silmä välttää.

Even they probably realize they need them for porn.

This does essentially mean no Wi-Fi or mobile radios as they’re pretty much all binary blobs.