Ow, my boating arm!

It’s a nazi

All they did was use the Papyrus font!

Worth the syphilis ngl

Excellent chest floof

Ranch Childless

When I was told I was gonna die of cancer in 2 years. Lots of burgers, fries, and beer.

Oatly Full Fat. The only way to go.

That all changed during the “Red Scare” in the 1950’s. Swearing in on a bible is optional and lower offices have used e.g. a Quran in the past.

That went out the window long ago

The only difference then was that they would all IPO. The current bubble is consolidated to a few large companies and a lot of venture-backed bottom feeders. Other than that, yeah, just obvious insanity.

Uh oh… what happened this time. I get most of my news from Lemmy shitposts.

I know, so cliche, but I was too young, stupid, and terrified to move the plot along.

My first job at 14 years old was working a hot dog cart for a big burly asshole. His wife would come visit me while I was working and hit on me all the time. “You’re the most attractive man I’ve ever seen”, shit like that. She’d sit me down and have me watch her ass while she sold hot dogs. Looking back she was pretty hot, but when I was 14 she looked ancient.

Altra

They must be 15 days late doing this prank.

Isn’t it already bad enough that they’re in Ohio? Cruel and unusual punishment

The random picture of a highway really adds to the meme

I mean, yeah fuck Google, they’re full-on evil and I refuse to use any of their shit.

But can we also talk about the fact that a person is in the country fully legally, and because they went to one protest a department that has nothing to do with that at all came after their data? The same department which is known to kidnap and disappear fully legal residents?

Anyway, expecting any us-based corporation to prioritize customers over government is a fool’s errand.

He’d probably eat it all and then blame it on the Latino neighbors, even with ketchup all over his face.