I hate that even in the universe creating our simulation, there’s ridiculously stupid cost cutting going on.

I no longer understand, nor want to understand wtf reality is anymore. I’m going go back to my delusional fantasy world for a while I think, maybe pretend to be a pirate again or something, I don’t know, I just refuse to acknowledge reality anymore until it starts fucking acting normal again.

| | warns of higher | | prices due to Iran war.

There ya go news people saved ya some time.

https://youtu.be/Pp392Nk_2vw

When I find my glasses, I’ll be very angry.

Aren’t we all…

Sooo, how many of us have a Draft of this post cocked and loaded for the second he dies?

Then there’s me who forgets he did the drugs and spends days trying to find them.

S’all good mate, you are right!

Me laying in hospital with dehydration currently: well, fuck you

Jesus fuck man, write that title better, you’re gonna give us all heart attacks.

Yeah, but you got to witness the demonically destructive decline of society in real time tho, that’s something.

We had a completely different childhood my man.

I’m waiting on that big old EMP from the sun people keep saying is coming. They talk about the great reset, imagine every debt and criminal record you may have all wiped out by the big screaming ball of hate.

They need those servers for the new U.S government contract they just signed.

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*Golden Girls theme plays*