Ya know how when TV’s used to be unplugged from cable and it was just the black and white static/snow? That’s how my mind sometimes feels.

What is supposedly wrong with my operating system?

Dr. Obama healing him with wokeness

It can be a benefit for night shift folks because that can really start to mess with your head. A digital watch can be a big help too.

Their base eats that shit up and they’ll keep using that tired line until it stops working.

It will lose you the midterms until the elections are determined to be rigged and the newly-elected Reps are not seated.

It’s possible. Very small chance but it does happen.

Make your first or last name the name of the website so you know who sold your email address to spammers.

I would ask if I could go to the bathroom because that’s all the French I remember from 7th grade.

Not one dog? This is bullshit.

But but but this time is different!

She was going for the Colonel Sanders look

She died from the coconut crabs pulling her apart like an extra cheese pizza.

Their wings are terrible.

Worst dungeon crawler ever

I had to sleep in JFK Airport once. I don’t recommend it. The rats that come out at night are the size of a ~25 pound dog.

Probably a movie I never watched.

House. He’d ignore me the whole time.

But what if you find One-Eyed Willie’s treasure while you’re there?

Or the complete, unredacted Epstein files