The last part is why we’ll see the rare Trump threat follow-through on firing the Fed chair. He will install a sycophant to juice the economy with extremely low interest rates, and create a perception of a healthy economy until the midterms pass.

Trump can’t fire the Fed Chair though. Doesn’t mean he won’t try, but it would just lead to a year long court battle that the Supreme Court might actually rule against Trump on.

Step one: Become a billionaire

Every now and then he accidentally tells the truth.

I feel like 75% of what would come out of this Joe Biden’s mouth would be references to banging your mom.

Iran was probably where caucasians originated from.

“So jot that down, NERD!”

The new predictive model.

Gasoline has something like 3.5 million calories per gallon. That’s enough to last the drinker a lifetime!

Ooph

Well he’s getting the last laugh then because he’s enriching himself by an obscene amount right now.

I’m still curious about that dolphin fighter jet hybrid in the background.

Open sourcing the engines should suffice.

They’ll get it right eventually.

Oh they’re mad. They’ll tune into Faux News to find out what they should do next and receive their OTA update and be back to normal boot-lickery tomorrow.

Trump with another impressive foreign election result.

Some say Uranus isn’t big enough to be a planet but I beg to differ.

Well, if it were my farts it nailed the “bedroom/DIY texture” portion of the assessment.

Have they been watching Faux News?

Welp, been nice knowin’ ya boys.

Pretty sure that was already taken up by a higher authority.