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The Big Ol’ Sad Time


Those shoes are more padded than the walls of my cell
Spring is on the wire?
Because when they are underground,
they have no mouth and they must not scream
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
NSFW! Not safe for woodlands!
That is a very pretty snake, but most snakes with heads of that shape are not very… friendly


Wen deez nuts are loose
It means I’m getting old…


Tommy does New Zealand 😏
Me being obtuse.
People should capitalize abbreviations. Like you did.
I live in the Midwest, and it’s fucking pandemic
I think you’re right, but Lirc is untrustworthy. Citations required.