return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 22 days agoIt's 2026, which tech did you realistically think we would have by now?message-squaremessage-square118linkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down12
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareIt's 2026, which tech did you realistically think we would have by now?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 22 days agomessage-square118linkfedilink
minus-squareRouthinatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·22 days agoGuillotines and a lineup of billionaires in straight jackets
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·22 days agoReally fancy guillotines, with Internet Access, Bluetooth, and AI, of course. “I’m Alan, your Virtual Execution Assistant. I can offer you a choice of a Last Cigarette, or Last Words, which would you like to choose?”
minus-squaresawdustprophet@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 days ago“Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?”
Guillotines and a lineup of billionaires in straight jackets
Really fancy guillotines, with Internet Access, Bluetooth, and AI, of course.
“I’m Alan, your Virtual Execution Assistant. I can offer you a choice of a Last Cigarette, or Last Words, which would you like to choose?”
“Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?”