Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he saw me

I played it on my harmonica in a random neighborhood and the police came and asked me if I was drugs

Also Noah and his sons, and probably a whole bunch more. But god damn is it puritanical to pass such a law in [current year]

Ah, the oil gambit

Say ‘what’ one more time motherfucker

I mean he always credits in the description. Not sure why this is the main focus of Lemmy

As a Chess nerd, I’d like to point out the chessboard is wrong in the third image

Doesn’t matter, still won

It’s cold not having a home

No perfect solution, sadly. We’re also very late to start reducing emissions. And humanity doesn’t seem to be able to get their shit together and actually do something about it any time soon

You’re already on the list of future terrorists

Still need batteries big enough to power global shipping etc. Nuclear can do that, even though building reactors takes time

Chess interviews are pretty good occasionally

I just want equal rights

Gotta wait 30 years to get that revenge for no reason at the end

I always just wait until it itches and then pull them off.

I sometimes do it on a new machine/browser, and it’s like staring into hell

I guess you keep your 1/1 if you get this combo set up. But yeah it’s a 1/1 that’s easily killed by a bunch of random cantrips so unless you’re gonna give it haste as well it’s a pretty bad combo

Every ruler starting or participating in war does this. People die in the wars.

Give us our company