Thank you for x-posting :)

Is he talking about having two broken @ outlook accounts or having two Outlook programs Outlook and Outlook (NEW)?

So it keeps you up, too, eh?

Might as well be the onion

They were having the time of their lives spinning that mike, like kids flipping a half empty plastic bottle at the party

The hypocrisy is exhausting

Doritos are $9 CAD ($6.50 USD) at my closest Costco, haven’t bought doritos in years

Medicine: An Oral History

I used a ruler all the way down the left side then added the hats and feetsies to all the "I"s

When we can see the blue sky again…

I can’t help but picture Tony Hawk as the lead character in Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Kickflip

I’m sorry that you were hurt

Good for him

With lots of trial and error in a $100k+ car

It’s easier to fight for what we have than it is to get it back once it’s gone.

Stockholder syndrome

Well the pic implies that she was arrested for making the phone call

Once upon a time, there was a snail who was tired of being slow.

He went out and bought a fast sports car, had a custom paint job done with an ‘S’ on the hood, and installed a spoiler to make it go faster.

Everywhere the snail went, people would comment on his amazing car. He felt pretty good about it until one day, while stopped at a traffic light, a little old lady walked up and said, “That’s a nice car, young man. But what’s the ‘S’ for?”.

The snail smiled and replied, “Well, you see, when people see me zipping past them, they say, ‘Look at that S-car-go!’”.

Time to observe something else