I’m not Neat, I’m oretistic.

Sartre’s first name was probably?

Neat.

How does being here make the joke real?

*screams geometrically*

Give her my number.

What’s she doing later on?

adding context

Very on brand

It is endlessly hilarious to me how the narrative has shifted from being a right wing conspiracy, and with a little PR spin…

“a specific far-right Israeli government has extraordinary leverage over a specific US administration”

is fact the left can agree on.

But here’s the thing… Netanyahu has been in the top spot for 17 of the last 29 years.

At what point does it stop being a far-right Israeli government doing this, and simply become a default setting?

Who would’ve thought a theocracy was a bad fucking idea?

Dude you can’t ask for a fork its so embarrassing!

*stains shirt with hoisin sauce*

You could tell me it tastes like salt and musk and I’d gurgle on gallons of yellow tinged goo

You’re right, and that’s why I only eat plant based meat, like chicken and cow.

Mar-a-lago face

Oh baby, I like it rough, so bring your Earthling Ed debate videos

OK I’m here, who wants to sit next to me?

The joke is on me, for passionately falling in love with you… Sanctus…

I don’t, that’s the issue lol.

I’d like to, but it’s a horrid experience.

Because the only other messaging app I use is Signal, and some of my Steam friends don’t use it.

Jokes on you, I am a modest breast enthusiast.

Valve just please fix the fucking phone apps…

Steam Chat is like dog diarrhoea splashed over a fat girls tiddys.

Classic Andy Sixx posting

“You suck like a kid”

- vape rejecting your maturity (2026, colorized)