Actual Star Trek parody quote from Mad Magazine:

Kirk: “Captain’s Log, supplemental. Half the ship fell off and… nobody likes me.”

The only person who could be more smarmy in that regard than Neal deGrasse Tyson.

Yeah, a dead one that literally doesn’t function anymore. If they “require confirmation” then I no longer need to read whatever is being gatekept.

Also, 90% of the time, a@b.com works.

This is going to come as a shock to you, but I don’t speak French.

Unforgivable, I know. :)

The speech curl should be on the opposite side in the last panel, otherwise it makes sense.

But it would have been visually confusing if it had been correct, making it look like the rescuer was the one speaking the dark hole.

Viva la Tux.

“Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”

Point taken.

I didn’t choose to grow up in Texas, but I did choose to move away from it.

The KitKats are actually in the eurovan in the very back.

Bill Wurtz - History of Japan

One of the life-altering YouTube videos.

Tourism towns along the American east coast, mostly.

Took a road trip from Texas to Maine and back again in 1999, looooot of racist shit being sold in full view of children.

I now have the same lifespan as the dog, but at least we’ll never be apart.

“Might”

Adulthood is morphing from Ernie into Bert.

“I… am… Wonder Cat, and I’d like to say hello.”

Oh, good, I’m not dying.

Yet.

Le funny, but Obi-Wan 100% knew for years that they were married.

You’re not suppose to call them that anymore!