Your posts are bad and you should feel bad.

Historical reasons. They don’t want to encourage deal-hungry neighbors to invade for a discount, Poland has been through enough.

Use his machine, murder past-me from 17 or 18 years ago and observe how it impacts the timeline if possible.

All I see is my parents fighting.

Bayonet lug.

Don’t mind me, just doing some depth charge live fire exercises over here where there shouldn’t be any submarines lurking around.

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

“You saw what we did to the last guy.”

The police officer’s taxpayers’ weapon

Leak them on the War Thunder forums, maybe Chinese tanks will get buffed next patch.

“Ceasefire is threatened” is Aladeen news to Lockheed Martin/Raytheon (RTX)/General Dynamics.

It was either that or putting in a drain, adding a hose connection, and waterproofing the splash zone.

During a recent in-person meeting between Putin and his sixth-favorite crony, Orban was quoted as saying:

[Miscellaneous deep-throating noises]

Shame is supposed to do that but some are immune to its effects.

Somebody stole the Holy H-Bomb of Antioch. A team of Vatican operatives is dispatched to find it before the story hits the press. Reporters pull some threads and start taking rumors of the heist a little more seriously by the time the bomb is located. Action scene on a ship in bad weather, baddies get pulped, biblically-inspired one-liners add insult to fatal injury.

Because of details, the team has to heroically sacrifice itself to scuttle the ship (conveniently located over a deep trench or other feature to make recovery practically impossible). Cool explosion with what’s left in the effects budget.

Final scenes open on a Vatican spokesperson successfully convincing a bunch of reporters that there’s nothing to these crazy stories about the nuke being stolen and what a tragedy that accidental oil rig fire was. Behind closed doors, power-havers decide that the world can never know the truth and lay it on thick with a message about the power of faith.

Money please, Hollywood.

If the Vatican had kept its nukes, maybe he could.

As an early sunrise blossoms above Tehran, Donald Trump semi-coherently explains that he only agreed to stop conventional bombing and attacks.