I DuckDuckWent it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHze0SqB5Zg

I love him

Charles Darwin didn’t evolve down the chimney either…

Anal Challenger

I keep a Windows 11 installer USB on my person almost at all times. I’ve had to perform an impromptu utilman.exe trick (consensually) multiple times. (Replacing the ease of access menu EXE with a command prompt somehow still allows you to get an administrator CMD window on the lock screen, even in 2026).

How does your house fit?

Why do you need to think for 30 seconds about which lottery numbers to pick. You’re not winning, grandma. I’ve been carrying 3 2L bottles without a basket while standing in this line for the past 5 minutes and I’m ready to kill.

I can’t believe there’s one whole full stop in this post. Outrageous

I’m pretty sure that’s actually true.

No, “to” is correct.

Fourteenteen

I also have an odd one! My left hand does all the work and I ONLY use my right index finger. Maybe sometimes my middle one. I regularly score >140wpm so I don’t see a need to change it.

It was alright

You do! It’s your cats. Love them!

And he gets to be on Lemmy? What a sick joke!

It’s a game where you get dropped in a random place on Google street view, and you have to pinpoint where you are on a map. Pretty fun!