pablo

and put the phone in a hydraulic press.

Now watch these fireworks

I feel the same way about Elon Musk’s stutter. I think a good fraction of the repeating sounds he does when he talks is actually him just buying time because he’s actively bullshitting. I could be wrong, but I don’t trust that MF’er.

YOU OFFER THE ONION RING TO ME FREELY!

Bro is almost 600 years old, that’s crazy

Statisticses! They gives us filthy probabilities, precious! Tricksy physicistses too lazy to find the real answers, yes yes!

the friggin frogs

so Judas is snape

No one out fools the took

where balrog

Billionaires want there to be less people in the world. This is why they won’t give you health care and this is why they want to let all the diseases and pandemics run rampant without making a big deal about it. They want you dead and if not dead in the most extreme subservience possible.

This is a play on some of computer brand logo (I think) that I can’t remember. Someone please tell me what this is.

Weirdly relevant clip

No one could have predicted this.

Never again

Can I get a whole album of these guys getting hit with all kinds of natural disasters? I imagine they would fare well in a flood or tsunami. Their necks would do a rubber pencil during an earthquake.