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Cake day: June 22nd, 2025
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51·3 days agoI got tired of my he front loading washer leaking and fucking up, I went through 3 of them. Got them all serviced and they just never worked great to begin with. Said fuck it and got a speed queen top loader with knobs and one button. Fuckin love it. Bonus points too, I put a magnet on the side of it from my parents old laundry business with our name and old phone number. My dad only had speed queens in the business. Now I know why. Shit just works.
Lessons in chemistry
In a tan suit eating irregular mustard … the world would explode
5·4 days agoParasailing - I was too small for the harness part and wasn’t secured correctly. I spent the whole time paralyzed after I realized what was wrong.
My dad can wiggle his ears like fuckin dumbo. He has dementia now in his 60’s and every time I see him I ask him if he can still wiggle his ears. He always does and laughs so hard when I say good job you’ve still got it ❤️😭 love him sm
92·8 days agoI saw this from my front porch yesterday. Nothing like it. Godspeed.
3·13 days agoThey’re being a sarcastic asshole
Creep - Radiohead
The first time I had these was probably 1998 while I was at my obese cousins house for a sleep over and that’s all the food they allowed me to have because it was so gross that they didn’t even wanna eat it. Then I fell asleep on the floor and they left me there all night. Very weird memory tied directly to this horrible flavor 😂😭
I’ve been saying for a few years now that I hope he dies on the toilet trying to take a shit and blows his heart out. Too bad it didn’t happen AT Graceland
I just feel bad for the workers who have to hear everyone’s shit who comes through the door after seeing that sign
5·19 days agoI was in Publix the other day when this really eccentric wizard looking lady approached me and had a story about how she needed a few bucks. She said she had music for sale that she made herself. I said well how do I purchase it? She reached into her bag and said “ I’ve got cds “ I gave her a few bucks and was on my way feeling good. Got into my fucking car and realized oh shit I’m not a teenager anymore in my old car with a cd player like I thought I was for a solid 10 minutes after buying the damn thing. Got home and had to dig out a cd player for my laptop. Music was weird as fuck which I enjoyed. She bought a jug of cough syrup with the money lmfao