To provide players with more "choice and agency" in how they enjoy Waterpark Simulator, we are thrilled to introduce WS Gems, our new premium currency! Gems can be used to block bad visitors, instantly get all the money from the guests, or unlock exclusive golden items everywhere (including painted staff) and much much more.

WS Gems will be available for purchase in the following convenient packs:

• Drip Feed Pack (1,000 WS Gems): $0.99

• Bucket O' Gems (11,000 WS Gems - Includes 10% Bonus!): $9.99

• The Tidal Wave Chest (120,000 WS Gems - Player Favorite!): $89.99

• The "I Own the Park" Vault (1,000,000 WS Gems): $749.99

The microtransactions are so subtle that you will barely notice them

Plus, players who log in daily will receive a complimentary 1 WS Gem, so you can just grind for them.

Some of the perks you can buy include

• Instant Slide Unlock (why play the game and have fun when you can buy it): 500 WS Gems

• "No Pee" Zone (Guaranteed for 1 hour): 1000 WS Gems

• Perm X2 money: 5,000 WS Gems

• Unlock the "Tsunami" Button (Clears the whole park instantly): 10,000 WS Gems

Also, we will set the game by default to 8bit mode. This makes the game accessible to all of you out there who wanted to play the game on your Windows 95 PCs
Of course, if you want better graphics, you can just unlock it with...that's right, WS gems
Welcome to the future of gaming. Now, if you excuse me, I just need to go and have a shower, for some reason I feel dirty now


Happy April Fool's Day, in case you didn't get it yet, this is, of course, a joke. Keep your eyes open tomorrow for a real sneak preview, this time about a certain plunger gun

Welcome to our first in-depth reveal. Heads up, if you don't want to be spoiled for content coming for the 1.0 release, this is the time to hit back and wait. We won't be offended if you don't read our post. Keep in mind this is a preview of ongoing working new features, so the final product might look different (and most likely will).

These guys (and gals) will be a new kind of staff that you will be able to hire in 1.0. We actually had them planned from the start, but they kept having problems, so we ended up having to push them further down the line. Now we finally seem to have tamed them, and they do their job.

Tired of having to chase those pesky bad visitors to give them what they deserve and remove them from your park? No worries, your security will take care of them for you.
They will definitely remove them from your park

Like any staff you will be able to hire them after researching them.
And they might not be the only kind of new staff coming to your waterpark in 1.0, but that will be the subject in another post.

As we get close to the release, we will carry on revealing more of the new features. Thanks for all the support and for the motivation to carry on trying to make the best game possible