THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE NON NEGOTIABLE. FOLLOW THEM CLOSELY OR YOU'LL BE HEARING "JUMP AROUND" ON LAST, FOLLOWED BY A KICK AND LISTING.

1. You shall f4 when told.
2. You shall f4 within 15 seconds of a wave ending unless explicitly told otherwise by a High Tour god.
3. You shall ALWAYS F1 on a vote called by a High Tour. (Not voting is the same as F2!)
4. You shall NEVER call a vote to kick a High Tour, or F1 a vote called on them.
5. You shall play whatever class a High Tour tells you to, and always swap off when told.
6. You shall NEVER use the following weapons: Gas Passer, Scorch shot, Loose Cannon, Force of Nature.
7. You shall NEVER use the following upgrades: Knockback rage, explode on ignite, disposable mini sentry, airblast force.
8. You shall NEVER play medic outside of Two Cities.
9. You shall NEVER play spy.
10. You shall play pyro solely for tanks, and swap when tanks are not present.
11. You shall NEVER shoot uber medics or giant quick fix medics when a class equipped to kill them is present.
12. You shall NEVER play idle medic, learn to use canteens jackass.
13. You shall NEVER tell a High Tour how to play.
14. You shall ALWAYS respond when a High Tour asks you a question or gives you an order.
15. You shall join the lobby before the halfway point of the first wave, or be kicked.
16. You shall NEVER trashtalk, insult, or talk back to a High Tour god.
17. You shall NEVER requeue with join in progress checked after being kicked.
18. You shall NEVER run meme strats unless given explicit permission by a High Tour to do so.
19. You shall NEVER use cheats of any kind.
20. You shall ALWAYS kick cheaters and credit exploiters and grief their lobbies.
21. You shall NEVER use credit exploits.
22. You shall NEVER insta-lock uber popper classes if your tour count is below 10.
23. You shall NEVER use romevision, or have the hardy laurel in your inventory.
24. You shall NEVER stand on the god rock on bigrock when a sniper is present.
25. You shall ALWAYS give a High Tour sniper god rock setup when he asks for it.
26. You shall NEVER use ♥♥♥♥ weapons like the tomislav, gunslinger, or stock medi gun.
27. You shall ALWAYS buy max dispenser range from wave 1, NO EXCEPTIONS.





Uncletopia: Banned for not capitulating to woke gender ideology.
MvM Lobbby: Banned for being too cool for school and kicking low tours ceaselessly.
Skial: Banned for dominating an ego tripping mod too hard.
Backpack.tf: Banned for doing what every other Rabbi on the site does, except I didn't go to Epstein's island.
Marketplace.tf: See above.
Liquid.tf: Banned for having flair that doesn't cater to the political sensibilities of redditard admins.
TGP: Banned for seemingly no reason and despite not joining the server in months.

Mecha Engine:
Tour 23: Australium Sniper Rifle
Tour 107: Australium Rocket Launcher
Tour 155: Australium Axetinguisher
Tour 207: Australium Sticky Bomb Launcher
Tour 254: Australium Minigun
Tour 276: Australium Blutsager
Tour 352: Australium Knife
Tour 360: Australium Frontier Justice
Tour 483: Australium Sniper Rifle
Tour 504: Australium Knife
Tour 509: Australium Wrench
Tour 80 (ALT): Australium Axetinguisher
Tour 85 (ALT): Australium Force-A-Nature
Tour 94 (ALT): Australium Sticky Bomb Launcher
Tour 540: Australium SMG

Two Cities:
Tour 44: Australium Minigun
Tour 71: Australium Blutsauger
Tour 88: Australium SMG
Tour 100: Australium Black Box

Gear Grinder:
Tour 4: Australium Minigun
Tour 15: Australium Medigun
Tour 97: Australium Medigun
Tour 113: Australium Wrench