Originally posted by Scout:

“Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh. Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha I hurt people. BOINK! I'm a Force-A-Nature! If you were from where I was from, you'd be [expletive] dead!”

Originally posted by Soldier:

“If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.”

Originally posted by Pyro:

“In the video, it shows that Pyro is insanely insane. While burning a town, they imagine blowing rainbows and growing flowers (burning buildings), blowing bubbles (shooting a flare at a Scout), giving out giant lollipops (swinging an axe), and wrapping presents (trapping a Medic in a barn and setting it ablaze). Pyroland is their delusional utopia.”

Originally posted by Demoman:

“Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!”

Originally posted by Heavy:

“Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”

Originally posted by Engineer:

“...use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun.”

Originally posted by Medic:

“Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license, heh.”

Originally posted by Sniper:

“Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”

Originally posted by Spy:

Spy: “If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. Nothing like the man loose inside this building.”
Scout: “What're you? President of his fan club?”
Spy: “No... that would be your mother!”