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Le test de paternité ordonné par le tribunal montre que vous êtes le père.

Hi Jono, this is your child, i miss you.

Hi Jono this is your ex gf. you child misses you..

congrats on carrying ur bf 🏆

🎉💖✨HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY BF✨💖🎉

can’t believe it’s been 3 years of putting up with my gamer rage, my 2AM “one more match” delusions, and my tragic build choices 😭💀.
u r literally my favorite co-op partner, healer, AND final boss rolled into one. 🌈🕹️

love u more than I love free steam sales, cosmetic skins, and dunking on 12-year-olds in chat combined. (that’s saying something).
ty for always queueing with me even when my mmr is in the dumpster. ty for being my bf AND my support main. ty for being hot irl and in your steam pfp.

here’s to another year of toxic voice comms, matching gamer tags, and gay little late-night gaming marathons. 🫶

🫡 happy anniversary king, ur stuck with me until the steam servers shut down (aka forever).

p.s. everyone reading this owes him a “congrats on carrying ur bf” award 🏆