Normal For Norfolk.

I’m going to become a live organ donor.

I don’t suppose there’s any prisoner swaps with North Korean hard labour camps is there?

Is this a warning for dolphins?

So you’re saying they’re the same, more or leche?

Ah! I see. I completely missed that, sorry!

Username checks out.

Thanks for teaching me something I didn’t know.

Surely that would have to be changed to “No Burger Kings”. Wouldn’t have the same impact.

Don’t be silly. It’s bath sponges.

We didn’t need Artemis. Wallace and Gromit proved it in 1989.

Except Hindus eat meat, just not beef.

Why would you remove the quality of life update?

Vegebearians.

Once it’s in safe mode, just remove the en-US pack and install one of the European cultures instead. Gets rid of ads, but you might lose copilot too and I don’t know if that’s a good thing in this situation.

They’ll be next to go.

That’s a shame. I’ve always liked French windows.

Wait until he turns the page and shows the tits, boobies and shags.

My wife’s?

You should probably call the number that’s listed on the back label under “if you’re unsatisfied with this product call … “

My, that’s a big one.