Cysio

or bash-rs

I’ve set up a swap partition so as not to OOM, but set the swappiness to minimum

Honestly Forgejo is easy and low-resource to self-host so I just do that for private projects

Please kiss her on that spotted snoot if she lets you

Ah yes, systemd is gonna lose so many sales over this, they’re gonna have to lower their monthly subscription price from $0.00 to a measly $0.00

I like the Juche symbol

You can self-host Tailscale. Tailscale is just a bunch of Wireguard tunnels with NAT hole punching and management

The obvious choice is to rename Wine to Linux Subsystem for Windows

I’ve done that plenty of times with phones and ham radio junk

~/Git for all git clones

Funnily enough, driving a manual car is interacting with intricacies of its drive and the internal combustion

Your national ID number (if your country has it)

Is this a screenie from that video where he told a story how he got an n-word pass from some Black guys?

The SMB thing was a feature, we had a SMB share in our neighborhood LAN/shared internet access with totally legal movie copies (and sporadically also bestiality material because that was those guys’ idea of comedy)

You can absolutely do this on Framework and it won’t cause any issues

Disco Polo

The premise of it was completely stupid but the nostalgic tone and execution was flawless

Jimmy Carr

Perhaps you should instead have them ask you about some obscure family lore

The next move is probably them selling solar “subscriptions” where you don’t pay the full price of panels/storage but instead pay a monthly fee that works out to way more than the cost of installation in the long run

Plot twist: the AI gives you a hairy set of badonkers