We should build schools, churches, and institutional learning facilities!

If Obama could do this… but alas I fear the light of god left turmp when he raped all those kids

Popeye lays mad pipe, B

The sentence? Six - seven years

What an amazing entrée to untold horrors

When it comes to dyspepsia and unseemly bloating, there’s no such thing as halfway crooks

Chad social contract enjoyer

Don’t forget to shitpost in serious threads and seriouspost in shitpost threads such as now when the trump-Israel axis is trading dead babies like they were funkopops. Do this and the hotties (any gender) will be all up ons

Got that first up against the wall when the revolution comes typa rizz

Woodrow is such an underappreciated slang for cock

Begun this hippo war has

Trunp is his wimpy simpy

Dot matrix printer was straight outta jabba’s droid torture chamber

This is a sin. Whether a venal or mortal sin is not up to me to say, but nevertheless

Live fearlessly

It’s perfectly fine to advocate for a silent but violent overthrow. They can have my beans when they pull my cold, dead finger

Viber attack, surely

“You’ll never get me copper!”

-a pirate

Nothing wrong with eating 3 square meals a day

There is an opportunity cost of not being able to do a whippit tho