Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.

I have no idea, an IRL buddy of mine reccomended it to me about a month ago

I cut my finger when I was reading last night and didn’t notice it, so now I have a couple pages of Red Rising spattered in blood. Kinda fitting, ngl

“I’m bad at geography, so everyone else must be too” is a take for sure XD

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

peaceful reunification

This is top tier trolling, I can’t XD

Based

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“Widely debunked” is a funny way to say “I really like to downplay this”, but excluding the active genocide, China is actively yoinking and creating islands, debt trapping countries, etc

Fuck off

Marvelous

“Forbidden” they’re selling the fourth Leche. It’s explicitly allowed, you lying rascal!

Oh, I can’t snooze on the couch, but you can just plop down wherever? Your house, your rules Gam-Gam, but you’re a hypocrite!

Sounds like the setup for a Norm Macdonald Weekend Update joke

"A Chinese-owned tanker under U.S. sanctions has passed the Strait of Hormuz despite the U.S. naval blockade…

Reached for comment, the captain of the ship said “SHHH!”

Fuck. Off.

Thanks!

lemmyshitpost

Term paper on why libruls bad

Holy shit, fuck off to c/politicalmemes, you know this isn’t a shitpost.

My name is Sue. How do you do? NOW YOU GONNA DIE!

Lol, reminds me of:

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